Elevator Filth: Part Deuce

Once again, Tou Fue and I were walking down the hall in the morning and were talking about how we hoped today there wouldn't be any surprises in the elevator. I pushed the button and saw what looked like carbohydrate-laden vomit in one corner and shattered lightbulbs all across the floor.

I just shook my head and walked away.

Who does that?!

There are some things that you would never expect to see. You would never expect to find your grandparents in a mosh pit nor would you think of opening up a men's restroom and see a woman peeing in a urinal. Some things are 99.99% not going to happen. Ever.

Today, my world was rocked when I was walking down the hall of the apartment thinking, "Wow, the hallway is relatively clean today." For the past week, every morning there have been puke piles, broken shards of glass, and cans of beer strewn around. Just as I finish the thought and the elevator door opens up, the most offensive sight possible affronts my eyes and nostrils.

someone took a fatty deuce in the elevator and topped it off with urinating at the entrance.

Since it was the morning, it took me a couple seconds to take in the sight. Tou Fue and I looked over at each other and as we realized what we were looking at, I felt my gag reflex kick in and nearly added last night's dinner to the mix.

As we ended up walking down the stairs, I couldn't help feeling incredibly pissed that someone had the gall to take a DUMP in an elevator. What the HECK, that's just freakin disgusting. I won't go into detail, but it was a hefty load. There's just a lack of common courtesy goin on. You can check "seeing human fecal matter on the elevator floor" off the list of things you never expect to see.